March 9, 2006

A Social Worker wakes up and smells the cappucino...

From Craig's List:
A social worker finally snaps
After years of idealism, I have finally decided that I am sick and f***ing tired of helping the disenfranchised and oppressed. I have a master's degree in social work, and I've worked in a number of different settings. I've been a social worker for Children's Protective Services, a therapist on a psych ward, and I've worked as a case manager for a non-profit that shall remain nameless. I've had a number of clients over the years that I would now like to thank for helping me come to the realization that certain people are beyond help.

1) The mother and father who forced their newborn son to nurse from the family dog: Thank you!! I thought it was going to be just another typical Monday morning. You know, examining 4 year olds and finding anal warts encrusting their little rectums, watching 7 year old little Johnny masturbate the way that Daddy taught him to, and removing little Suzie from her home so Mommy wouldn't be able to put cigarettes out on her thighs anymore. Boring, run-of-the-mill stuff. Then you two beautiful people entered my life. Just in time, I might add! I was beginning to think that abusive parents were losing their sense of creativity. Silly me! What's that? Oh, I know it wasn't your fault. Of course not. No, I agree, formula IS really expensive these days. You're absolutely right, sir, it WOULD have been worse to just let the baby starve. Can I ask you just one question though? Do you think that maybe, just maybe, you could have used your WIC voucher to purchase some formula instead of selling it so you could buy a goddam crack rock? F*** me, you say? Nope. F*** YOU, you smarmy pile of rhino shit! F*** you and your crack whore "baby mama". Your child is coming with me! Merry F***ing Christmas!
And five other case reports follow. That gene pool can use a lot of chlorox. Just another success story of the entitlement/welfare state democratic paradise. Posted by DaveH at March 9, 2006 1:27 PM
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