September 10, 2007

In memory of tomorrow, 9/11, six years later

And not one bit less pissed off... Gerard has an amazing essay on his experiences (he was living in Brooklyn Heights at the time) Impossible to excerpt, just go and read. And one more -- from the satire site The Onion: Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell
JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS—The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of Na'ar, Islam's Hell.

"I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers," said Mohammed Atta, one of the hijackers of American Airlines Flight 11, between attempts to vomit up the wasps, hornets, and live coals infesting his stomach. "But instead, I am fed the boiling feces of traitors by malicious, laughing Ifrit. Is this to be my reward for destroying the enemies of my faith?"

The rest of Atta's words turned to raw-throated shrieks, as a tusked, asp-tongued demon burst his eyeballs and drank the fluid that ran down his face.
And it gets better and better and better -- whomever wrote this knows the Koran very well. One can only hope... Posted by DaveH at September 10, 2007 9:59 PM
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