November 5, 2007

WTF - the PC brigade is coming after Santa Claus

There are some things that you simply do not mess with and Santa Claus is one of them. From This Is London:
Santa told to slim down for Christmas to 'set a good example'
Santa is being told to shift the pounds before Christmas - because the obese saint is failing to set a "good example" for children.

The traditional children's hero, best known for feasting on mince pies left out on Christmas eve, has always sported a bulging midriff.

But shopping centre bosses are giving the well-wisher his marching orders - to the nearest gym - to tackle the increasing problem of obesity.

The revelation comes after a medical report earlier this month stated that by 2050 more than 50 per cent of Brits will be obese.

Bluewater shopping centre in Greenhithe, Kent, has even gone one step further and set-up a Santa boot camp.

Fiona Campbell-Reilly, spokeswoman at the shopping centre, said: "Santa has been around for years, but society has changed and our Santa needs to reflect this.

"Bluewater's Santa Boot Camp is getting Santa in shape and setting a good example to children who idolise him.

"He will still be the same lovable jolly man, but will be fitter and healthier."
Yikes! First our local airport (SeaTac) ditches the Christmas and Chanukah decorations and installs instead some bits of winter trees and stuff and now this travesty... Posted by DaveH at November 5, 2007 6:19 PM | TrackBack
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