February 28, 2008

Tools - a good definition

Mostly Cajun offers a list of tools and their uses. Here are just a few examples:
A Man’s Tools - defined
I have more than a passing familiarity with common tools. When I got the information below, I immediately recognized it as being amazingly truthful…

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted vertical stabilizer which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.

WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, “Oh sh–….”

ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age.

SKILL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.
Didn't know Cajun ever visited my shop... Posted by DaveH at February 28, 2008 4:03 PM | TrackBack
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