1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.The whole list can be found at Mostly Cajun - Heh... Posted by DaveH at December 15, 2008 7:13 PM
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can�t afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon �unclean�.