Go here: The Periodic Table of Awesoments
I'll wait - it's going to be a while as you need to check out the comments too.
Honey Badgers rock.
And this comment:
If one ninja got on a pirate ship at 10 a.m. it would be a ninja ship by lunch and no one would even know where all of the pirates went.
Hat tip to Shadowfax at Movin' MeatPosted by DaveH at March 14, 2009 10:03 PM