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SCIgen - An Automatic CS Paper Generator
SCIgen is a program that generates random Computer Science research papers, including graphs, figures, and citations. It uses a hand-written context-free grammar to form all elements of the papers. Our aim here is to maximize amusement, rather than coherence.
One useful purpose for such a program is to auto-generate submissions to conferences that you suspect might have very low submission standards. A prime example, which you may recognize from spam in your inbox, is SCI/IIIS and its dozens of co-located conferences (check out the very broad conference description on the WMSCI 2005 website). There's also a list of known bogus conferences. Using SCIgen to generate submissions for conferences like this gives us pleasure to no end. In fact, one of our papers was accepted to SCI 2005! See Examples for more details.
Here is my scholarly work -- it took seconds of agonising editing and research:
Decoupling Model Checking from Moore's Law in Vacuum Tubes
DaveH, Finnegan Dog and Luna Cat
Introduction
Recent advances in embedded modalities and ambimorphic theory offer a viable alternative to the memory bus. Contrarily, an intuitive quandary in e-voting technology is the simulation of replication. The usual methods for the refinement of spreadsheets do not apply in this area. The improvement of cache coherence would minimally amplify relational information.
We motivate a system for concurrent epistemologies, which we call GAMBIT. nevertheless, the improvement of consistent hashing might not be the panacea that futurists expected. Existing flexible and knowledge-based heuristics use the intuitive unification of public-private key pairs and hierarchical databases to deploy interrupts. Unfortunately, this approach is continuously significant. Combined with authenticated communication, such a claim improves an approach for agents.
Another structured quandary in this area is the study of ubiquitous epistemologies. Nevertheless, empathic communication might not be the panacea that biologists expected. GAMBIT is Turing complete. We view hardware and architecture as following a cycle of four phases: improvement, provision, simulation, and provision. Combined with "fuzzy" communication, such a claim emulates an analysis of object-oriented languages.
Our main contributions are as follows. Primarily, we disconfirm that while the well-known semantic algorithm for the development of the partition table by Raj Reddy runs in O(2n) time, evolutionary programming and RPCs can interact to realize this mission. Second, we disconfirm that though link-level acknowledgements can be made random, modular, and peer-to-peer, e-commerce and congestion control are always incompatible.
And I am sticking to what I said!
Posted by DaveH at April 16, 2009 7:03 PM