October 07, 2012

This just in: Pigs fly. Over Unity energy source discovered. Hugo Chavez wins in an honest election.

I really feel sorry for the poor people of Venezuela — from the Associated Press:

Chavez wins re-election, electoral council says
Venezuela's electoral council says President Hugo Chavez has won re-election, defeating challenger Henrique Capriles.

National Electoral Council president Tibisay Lucena says that with most votes counted, Chavez had about 54 percent of the vote.

It was Chavez's third re-election victory in nearly 14 years in office. The victory gives Chavez another six-year term to cement his legacy and press more forcefully for a transition to socialism in the country with the world's largest proven oil reserves.

Fscking moron riding on the back of the nations riches bringing everyone down when they should be prosperous. Blackouts? Food shortages? Ideas so utterly fantastic they have to be mandatory?

Posted by DaveH at October 7, 2012 10:02 PM
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