Holy crap - gravity is running out - we need to conserve it!!!
For more information, check out the
Conserve Gravity website -- they offer 44 helpful tips.
Here are the first ten:
CONSERVE GRAVITY
Scientists have noticed that Earth's gravity has decreased slightly. To conserve this force, they recommend:- Drive instead of flying.
- Use pushcarts instead of carrying.
- Do not bowl.
- No weightlifting.
- Diet.
- No post-its; use e-mail.
- No heavy things on top shelves.
- Sit as much as possible.
- Don't hang diplomas, tapestries, pictures, or posters.
- Empty upper floor trash 4 times a day.
And the list concludes with:
Isn't this list just as silly as half the things they want you to do for "global warming" prevention?
I would say so...
Posted by DaveH at February 9, 2013 9:27 PM