February 09, 2013

Holy crap - gravity is running out - we need to conserve it!!!

For more information, check out the Conserve Gravity website — they offer 44 helpful tips.
Here are the first ten:

CONSERVE GRAVITY
Scientists have noticed that Earth's gravity has decreased slightly. To conserve this force, they recommend:
  1. Drive instead of flying.
  2. Use pushcarts instead of carrying.
  3. Do not bowl.
  4. No weightlifting.
  5. Diet.
  6. No post-its; use e-mail.
  7. No heavy things on top shelves.
  8. Sit as much as possible.
  9. Don't hang diplomas, tapestries, pictures, or posters.
  10. Empty upper floor trash 4 times a day.

And the list concludes with:

Isn't this list just as silly as half the things they want you to do for “global warming” prevention?

I would say so…

Posted by DaveH at February 9, 2013 09:27 PM
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