wonderful LOTR commentary...
from the
Politburo Diktat
(talkin' about Gandalf the White)
bq. His illegal, immoral invasion of Mordor was typical. He is "all hat and no magic," so arrogant riding on big white horse. Who he think he is? Never bothered to get authorization from White Council for his war on Mordor.* Never even tried to get Sarumance on board. And Sarumance ended up vetoing his plan at the White Council.
bq. Never proved to me that Sauron actually had the Ring of Mass Destruction. It seems to Commissar that GW and HIS side are only ones that actually USED Ring of Mass Destruction. Why not GW give up HIS Rings of Mass Destruction, huh? Now that would have been fair!
bq. How about GW's poodle, that Aragorn, still dreaming of lost Gondrish Empire? He probably remembering good old days, when "Sun Never Sets on Gondrish Empire." Did you catch scene of him sitting around campfire, singing, "Rule Anduril. Anduril rules the waves!" At least Aragorn could give a proper Elvish speech. Only thing going for GW's "Coalition of the Middling."
bq. And calling it "Coalition" was big joke. Vast majority of soldiers from one country. The rest, a bunch of elves, dwarves, shirefolk, micronesians that GW arm-twisted or bribed with big parties to join in. Him and his "shock-and-awe" fireworks.
Posted by DaveH at December 23, 2003 9:42 AM