Code RED for Mental Health officials
From
Iowahawk comes a call for Mental Health practitioners in several states to be on the ready:
bq.
'Code Red' for Mental Health Officials in NH and SC and OK and AZ and ND and NM! And CA and TX and NY! And SD and OR and WA and MI! And Washington, DC! YEAERGHHH!
bq. Acting on "increased background chatter from unspecified intelligence assets," a multistate mental health task force has issued a Code Red alert for "New Hampshire, South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico! And California and Texas and New York! And South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan! And then Washington, D.C.! Yeaerghhh!"
bq. Elliot Fajerstein, Director of the National Association of State Nutjob Control Officers, said that officials in affected states should be "vigilant and well stocked with tranquilizer darts and CO2 cartridges, and also megaphone collars."
bq. Fajerstein also requested cooperation from the public, asking citizens in the targeted state list to be alert for "suspicious eye and vein bulges, demented happy screaming, and random fist pumping."
One is reminded of the Steve Balmer "Dance Monkeyboy" video which is floating around the net...
Posted by DaveH at January 20, 2004 6:23 PM