August 8, 2004

Cisco wine

Knew they made routers and such but didn't know they were in the wine business... Ahhh - different Cisco as the Mysanthropist explains with a link to the always usefull BumWine website. bq. "Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too. Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it." But, you really do not want to mess around with this one, because they all sing a different tune a few minutes later. And by tune, I mean the psychotic ramblings of a raging naked bum. Heh... BumWine is worth checking out for the reviews of such fine products as Cisco, MD 20/20, Night Train, Thunderbird and Wild Irish Rose. Mmmmmm good! Posted by DaveH at August 8, 2004 2:04 PM