August 26, 2004

How to write a best selling fantasy novel.

Here is a list of ten things (plus a couple extras) to consider when writing your epic best seller: bq. Ever since "The Lord of the Rings", epic fantasy novels have been high on the bestseller list. Every thought of writing one? WELL HERE'S HOW. bq. 1. Create a main character. Most of the people who read your book will be unconfident males. So make your main character a Loser. Aimless, shy, cowardly, guilty, ill, lazy, rural - any of these will do. bq. 2. Create a Quest. Out of the blue, the Loser must be suddenly told that the fate of the whole world – or some other world - rests in his incompetent hands. To save the world he must perform some task, confront some nameless foe, learn some mysterious skill etc. bq. 3. Create a Motley Bunch of Companions. The Loser/Hero must have a Motley Bunch of Companions drawn from different human species e.g. dwarf, elf, Rotarian etc. Each of these companions will have one particular skill such as sword fighting, lasso twirling etc which will come in handy at a particular part of the story. A bit too close to the mark... Heh... Posted by DaveH at August 26, 2004 12:50 PM