September 29, 2004

More on CBS and the Draft

The Commissar has some interesting points about CBSs making a news story out of a well-known internet hoax and a misrepresented source and offers a scoop with the interview between Document Dan and his next story source: bq. Rather: Mr. Enobakhare, where are you from? Enobakhare: From Sierra, Leone, which is right next to the Kingdom of Zamunda. Rather: And your family has fallen on some hard times? Enobakhare: Yes, Before the death of my father, he deposited the sum of Twelve Million United States Dollars in a Finance and Security Company. Rather: I see. Enobakhare: Due the Raging war in our country Sierra-Leone, He declared it as family treasure , according to him for Security Reasons. Rather: Sounds as smart as a whip cracking over the head of a trader's stubborn mule. Enobakhare: I have been able to re-establish the ownership of this Funds as a result of the fact that the documents bear my name as the next of kin. Rather: I would be very interested in those documents, provided of course, that they meet our rigorous standards of authentication here at CBS News. Enobakhare: How do you do that? Rather: Hold 'em up, over my head, in the Texas sun. If I don't get sunburned, they're good. Enobakhare: You are a very rigorous and objective newsman. I believe we can do business together. ...At this point, I wish to move this ( funds ) out of Finance and Security Company to your country for investment and personal relocation purpose as soon as you indicate your interest to help me out. Caution -- multiple drink alert... Posted by DaveH at September 29, 2004 6:37 PM