Sir Peter Maxwell
From his "
About" page:
bq. Sir Peter Maxwell is a billionaire tycoon from Gloucestershire, England. He was born on the 19th January 1956 to the late Peter James Henry Maxwell III and Lady Jane Maxwell nee Smythe.
From his "
Testemonials" page:
bq. You are a hypocrite and the most uninformed person I have ever talked to. I hope everyone reads your articles and sees what a fucking pig you are.
And
bq. The reason you like the idea of a third world woman is because she might be the only one who could or would possibly want you. An American or British woman would turn away from your fat oversized ego.
The
articles are amazing:
bq.
Peasant Rebellion: How Should We Control It? - February 18, 2004
Throughout my many years as one of Britain's most powerful magnates, I have seen governments and politicians come and go. The many systems we have seen in place have each had their own isolated successes, but none of these governments have effectively dealt with the issue of peasant rebellion.
bq. Every fifteen or twenty years the nation faces a peasant uprising inspired by many causes. The fact is that these rabbles of unruly vagabonds need no specific reason to rebel, they do it because it is their peasant nature. Whenever they do rebel look at the reasons they give for their grievences, tax hikes or poor farming legislation. These cited reasons for rebellions make Sir Peter josh with hearty laughter since they are simply false. The real reason peasants rebel is because they are either drunk or jealous; envious of the immense wealth of men like myself.
bq. What is needed is a fearsome, medieval-like ruler to quash the unruly peasants and to force them to submit to the will of the ruling classes since it is their duty to obey. This duty is clearly defined in the Bible and is the perogative of every patriotic Englishman. Some nay-saying human rights campaigners may protest at the impending cruel and ruthless suppression of the peasant classes, but if a few peasants end up swinging from the gallows the nation will be the better for it. The less disloyal plebians Britain has- the better.
Satire - wonderful wonderful satire...
Posted by DaveH at January 24, 2005 3:27 PM