January 5, 2005

You might be a liberal...

Good list from Dog Snot Diaries: bq. As a public service, and with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, here are the early warning signs that reveal if you, or someone you care about, just might be a liberal. * You think that protestors outside nuclear power plants are dedicated activists, but protestors outside abortion clinics are dangerous zealots interfering with a legal activity. * You believe that more federal regulations will make your life better. * You think that Rush Limbaugh’s listeners are mindless “dittoheads,” but you have never doubted anything that you heard from Michael Moore. * You believe that the network news is a better indicator of what “real” news is than talk radio, Internet news sites, and blogs. * You believe that Mikhail Gorbachev deserves more credit for losing the Cold War than Ronald Reagan deserves for winning it. * You pride yourself on your global awareness, global sensitivity and global outlook, but can’t name your state legislator or school board representative. * You are dedicated to helping the poor, the downtrodden and the less fortunate, but you have never given blood. * You believe that rich people should not be allowed to contribute so much money to candidates for office (except for George Soros). * You believe that government should make a special effort to hire members of traditionally oppressed groups, such as African-Americans (except for Clarence Thomas, Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice). * You feel a deep sense of common cause with oppressed groups, such as Hispanic immigrants (except for Cuban Americans fleeing Castro). * You believe that a mother’s wishes for her child, especially a mother’s last, dying wish for her child, should outweigh the wishes of a father who had long before deserted his family (unless the child is named Elian Gonzalez). * You have no problem with Hollywood movie starts flying around in private jets to give speeches on the evils of SUVs. * You think that raising taxes will reduce the budget deficit. * You are more concerned, more often, with the rights of convicted felons than you are with the rights of small business owners. * You uphold a woman’s right to choose, unless a woman chooses adoption, chooses to be a stay-at-home mom, chooses to homeschool, or chooses to start a business. * You are more concerned with Vice President Cheney’s links to Halliburton than with Saddam Hussein’s links to international terrorism. Many more at the site. My problem is that I know some of these people... Posted by DaveH at January 5, 2005 11:45 PM