March 3, 2005
16 ways to find a Wife
It's OK - it's
approved by the Bible
Top 16 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife
- Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours.
- -- Deuterononmy (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
- Find a prostitute and marry her.
- -- Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3)
- Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock.
- -- Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)
- Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.
- -- Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)
- Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife.
- -- Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)
And
eleven more at the site...
Posted by DaveH at March 3, 2005 12:56 AM
Or you could run into a fairly attractive woman who can carry on a conversation at the dog park...