Courtroom Dialog
An oldie and a goodie. Ran into this earlier this evening at a
Lawyer Joke website and it deserves repeating. This is supposed to be a true courtroom dialog:
Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Lawyer: But could the patient have still been alive never the less?
Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
Heh...
Posted by DaveH at May 26, 2005 8:45 PM