Modern Snake Oil
Amazing what passes for "medicine" these days.
For your edification, the
Novalite 3000
What is the Novalite 3000™?
The Novalite 3000™ is an electronic device that brings the vibrational level of your body back to its natural state of being, electrically balanced. The Novalite 3000™ is a Vibrational Integrated Bio-photonic Energizer for vibrational healing. It has several attachments for specialized therapies.
How does the Novalite 3000™ work?
Everything in the Universe vibrates, whether it is a grain of sand, a piece of metal, a plant, animal or an organ in your body - each cell resonates, or vibrates, at a specific frequency. Your body consists of a variety of atoms, which contain protons, electrons & an overall bio-electric energy that runs through it. The way you take care of your body physically, emotionally and mentally determines how many negative frequencies or toxins are being built up in it.
Bunkum and twaddle... Their competitor has a Tesla Coil in it.
Well, not to be outdone, the Novalite 3000 has THREE -- count 'em THREE Tesla Coils. Take that!
I am surprised that the FDA has not sunk its teeth into this tempting target.
Posted by DaveH at May 14, 2005 9:05 PM