Got kids?
Then you already know this list by heart:
Things Adults learn from Kids
- There is no such thing as child-proofing your house
- If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite
- Baseballs make marks on ceilings
- You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on
- When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit
- A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way
- The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan
- When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh", it's already too late
Lots more at the site
Heh...
Posted by DaveH at June 16, 2005 11:51 AM