September 04, 2005

New announcement from Google

Google announced its plans for the future a few days ago:

Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index

Executives at Google, the rapidly growing online-search company that promises to “organize the world's information,” announced Monday the latest step in their expansion effort: a far-reaching plan to destroy all the information it is unable to index.

“Our users want the world to be as simple, clean, and accessible as the Google home page itself,” said Google CEO Eric Schmidt at a press conference held in their corporate offices. “Soon, it will be.”

The new project, dubbed Google Purge, will join such popular services as Google Images, Google News, and Google Maps, which catalogs the entire surface of the Earth using high-resolution satellites.

As a part of Purge's first phase, executives will destroy all copyrighted materials that cannot be searched by Google.

“A year ago, Google offered to scan every book on the planet for its Google Print project. Now, they are promising to burn the rest,” John Battelle wrote in his widely read “Searchblog.” “Thanks to Google Purge, you'll never have to worry that your search has missed some obscure book, because that book will no longer exist. And the same goes for movies, art, and music.”

“Book burning is just the beginning,” said Google co-founder Larry Page. “This fall, we'll unveil Google Sound, which will record and index all the noise on Earth. Is your baby sleeping soundly? Does your high-school sweetheart still talk about you? Google will have the answers.”

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Google executives oversee the first stage of Google Purge.

Good to see that The Onion's sense of satire is sharp as ever…

Posted by DaveH at September 4, 2005 12:14 PM | TrackBack
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