A Western Dialogue
Mostly Cajun has
compiled a list of things that you will never hear in a Western.
Here are the first seven:
Things you’ll never hear said in a Western…
1. Guns? We don’t need no stinking guns
2. Hey Buck, do these chaps make my ass look big?
3. Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon
4. Lets see….hardtack and pemmican..that’s three grams of fat, seven grams of protien, and two starches.
5. Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let’s draw on our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution.
6. Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boy’s room.
7. It’s like I keep tellin’ ya Earl. men is from Tombstone, women is from Dodge.
heh...
Posted by DaveH at October 9, 2005 12:26 AM