November 5, 2005

If Bush really was Hitler

Og at Neanderpundit has compiled a wonderful list of what would happen if the Lefties rhetoric was actually true and Bush really was an evil dictator:
Bush=Hitler!!! Really!
I never cease to be amazed by the people that buy into the whole concept that Bush is evil. I have to tell you, I wish he were.

Top Ten Changes that would be made if Bush WERE an evil dictator:

1: Mikey Moore is run through a meat shredder, and the rotting fat from his corpse would be fertilizing a Nebraska cornfield. A BIG nebraska cornfield.
2: Cindy Sheehan, poster child for greed and child abuse, would be handcuffed to a lawnmower and forced to mow the lawn at Dubya's ranch.
3:Ronnie Earle would mysteriosly disapear, and his picture would appear on milk cartons all over - barcelona.
4:Hollywood would be melted down and turned into a giant truck driver's belt buckle.
5:Actors who openly spoke out against the president would be tortured in public and forced to kiss Dick Cheney's pimply white ass.
He lists five more and then pointedly compares the Bush administration with the Clinton administration and notes some of the suspicious deaths during President Bill's tenure. Especially Suzanne Coleman who died of a gunshot wound to the back of the head, which was ruled a suicide... Posted by DaveH at November 5, 2005 3:36 PM
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