A Christmas List
The list evolves over time as people submit and vote on favorite entries but it is a fun read: "
Top 129 Elf Gripes"
Here are a couple of my favorites:
- All the damned bells... the bells! THE BELLS!
- Having to watch Santa's little smirk when you ask him to get something off a high shelf for you.
- Forgetting airholes in certain packages. "I SAID I was sorry!"
- Have to share the "doggie door" with a St. Bernard
- Japan gets all the credit for the cool toys and electronics we make
- Fantasy writers who portray us as effete tree-hugging mamma's boys
- Santa still doesn't pay benefits
- Exactly the wrong height when santa lets loose with an eggnog fart
Posted by DaveH at December 25, 2005 8:45 PM