Great test
From GuyK at
Charming, Just Charming:
Subject: Are you a democrat, republican, or a Southerner
Seems like I remember posting this one once before but my friend MAXX DOG sent it to me and I cracked up after I read it ---again. So I reckon it is worth a repeat. I don't carry a Glock--hell, I'm a poor redneck and can't afford that high dollar ammo. I just keep a 12 gauge loaded and handy.
Subject: Are you a democrat, republican, or a Southerner
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
A small excerpt -- read the entire post.
Do not miss the final line in the
Southerner's Answer
Heh...
Posted by DaveH at April 26, 2006 4:18 PM