Drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect. From the
UK Metro:
Ineffective werewolf faces drug charges
A Wisconsin man who is facing drugs and property charges after being arrested while claiming that he was a werewolf and speaking what reportedly sounded like a medieval language.
39-year-old Robert Marsh was arrested after trying to break into a woman's apartment on March 1, breaking the deadbolt on her door and grabbing her arm in the process, in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin.
He had been staying with the woman for a few days after getting out of jail, reports the Fond du Lac Reporter. During that time, he had not slept, but had drunk quite a lot and had become incoherent.
He had also mentioned frequently that he was a werewolf. In addition, he noted that was involved in witchcraft, and 'had powers'.
When confronted by police, he helpfully warned them that he was able to change form, although he politely refrained from shape-shifting whilst being arrested. He was found to be in possession of a small amount of marijuana.
In court, he gave his address as the Fond du Lac County Jail.
Police are not yet believed to have investigated the possibility that he actually is a werewolf.
But I'd like to meet his tailor...
Posted by DaveH at March 5, 2007 11:20 AM