A great day for rants
This one is on driving. Hat tip to
Mostly Cajun for this link to this rant at
Frizzen Sparks. Here are the first two paragraphs and it gets better from there:
Dear slack jawed, insecticide huffing, fucktarded extra-chromosomal mutants who somehow managed to figure out putting a motor vehicle in motion:
Get down on your knees/stumps/tentacles and praise whatever deity you worship that I am a law abiding citizen, because if I had no fear of my asshole being stretched to a size 17 in prison you fucking idiots would be naught but a chalk outline and a distasteful stain on the pavement adjacent to the burning wreckage of your misused vehicles: destroyed after pulping your carcasses to prevent them from ever being operated again by someone with the misfortune of being genetically related to your worthless asses.
Posted by DaveH at May 15, 2007 3:13 PM