Sometimes these stories just write themselves...
The diva of forethought and planning is taking Karate lessons with less than three weeks before having to check into jail for her 45 day stay...
From the UK
Sun Online:
Paris learns to defend herself
Terrified Paris Hilton is taking self-defence classes so she can protect herself from violent inmates in jail.
The blonde hotel heiress is trying to toughen up after receiving chilling death threats from lags.
Paris, 26, is working on karate techniques with a personal trainer before starting her 45-day prison sentence for driving while banned.
A source close to Paris said: “She’s so scared about going to jail and will do everything she can to protect herself.
“Paris has been really shaken by the threats. People are saying there’s some tough girls inside who will target her.”
Messages on her webpage include “We’re going to get you” and “I’m gonna kill you”.
I mean sure, there are some tricks that you can quickly learn and effectively use against untrained brawlers but if any of the inmates has any legitimate street-fighting ability or has been though basic (there are a lot of women in the military these days...), little Paris is going to be creamed beef on toast in short order.
Posted by DaveH at May 13, 2007 8:48 PM