July 21, 2007

A collection of George Carlin quotes

101 quotes from Mr. Carlin. Here is #1:
I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!
#5:
Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?
and #44:
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”
Posted by DaveH at July 21, 2007 6:05 PM
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