Criminal Stupidity - a classic case
From Florida's
Sun Sentinel comes this story of Frank Singleton -- a stupid criminal.
Just released from lockup, man tries carjacking
The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office called him stupid Tuesday. But Frank Singleton could almost write the book on how to turn a misdemeanor into a felony without ever leaving the jail's parking lot.
"This is one of the stupid criminals," Sheriff's Office spokesman Paul Miller said.
Singleton, 21, of West Palm Beach, got released from the county lockup Tuesday after being arrested on a misdemeanor trespassing charge.
He immediately ran out into the visitor's parking lot and, in an apparent effort to get away as quickly as possible, tried to carjack a 2006 Nissan 350Z, Miller said.
And the upshot?
But it was a manual transmission and Singleton couldn't operate it, Miller said.
Hearing the commotion, Sheriff's Office Pastor Leo Krug walked up and, holding his handgun by his side, ordered the barely free Singleton to the ground so a deputy could handcuff him.
Singleton was booked on a carjacking charge.
"I don't think he wanted to go back to jail," Miller said. "I think he really wanted to get away and was looking for a car." When the detective was making the arrest, he asked Singleton why he did this.
"I didn't feel like walking," Singleton said.
Couldn't drive a manual transmission -- heh... Time for a little more Clorox in the gene pool.
Posted by DaveH at March 25, 2008 9:47 PM