Rachel Lucas on Taxes and the IRS
Rachel is
figuring out her taxes and not liking it one bit:
Today I know the meaning of �butthurt.�
If it were later than 12:16 p.m. and if I had eaten anything yet today, I would take a double shot of whiskey right now. I might do it anyway because any negative repercussions from that would have to be better than feeling every ounce of pain I�m enduring today.
I am doing my taxes.
And you know what, right this second, I�m NOT proud to be an American. I�m not even proud to be a human being today. I am certainly not enjoying the fact that I share air and a planet with whatever assholes invented and maintain the IRS.
And then she offers these words:
So in honor of this day of misery and brimstone, I would like to offer some heartfelt sentiments to certain people.
Are you on welfare? FUCK YOU.
Do you have children you can�t provide everything for all by your widdle self? FUCK YOU.
Are you on unemployment because you just can�t find a job that�s good enough for ya? You don�t want to work at McDonald�s temporarily because you have a college degree? FUCK YOU.
Are you hoping for a bail-out because you�re too stupid to buy a house you can afford? FUCK YOU.
Are you a federal employee who has anything to do with making the government inefficient, bloated, and more costly than necessary? FUCK YOU.
Let�s cut the crap: Do you take any money from the federal government for any purpose due to your own poor decision-making? FUH-HUH-HUCK YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL.
Words to live by. She supports the money being used on infrastructure and the military but considering that she is having to cut a check for about $10K, she is a little bit annoyed today.
Be sure to read the comments -- some good ones there...
Posted by DaveH at April 12, 2008 6:31 PM