16th Birthday. Looks like a nice house and there are some new cars parked outside.
Birthday boy walks out blindfolded to see his present. Is expecting a car.
Blindfold removed -- turns out to be a serviceable truck that Dad spent a couple hundred on with the intent that Steven can get a job and earn enough money to buy the car he wants. Steven goes into the garage, comes back with a baseball bat and proceeds to beat the snot out of the truck (but not the windows or lights), all the while yelling that his friends will think him a retard for driving something like this.
Family member posts video on YouTube and the whole world thinks he is a retard.
Hey Steven, you have 12:42 minutes of fame left, use them a bit more wisely...
Posted by DaveH at February 1, 2010 7:49 PM