June 24, 2010

Al Gored

Like a Crazed Sex Poodle From The Smoking Gun:
Al Gore A "Crazed Sex Poodle?"
In a bizarre statement to police, the Oregon woman who claims that Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session described the former Vice President as a giggling "crazed sex poodle" who gave a "come hither" look before pouncing on her in a Portland hotel suite. In a taped January 2009 interview with cops, the 54-year-old woman, a licensed masseuse whose name has been redacted from police records, read from a lengthy prepared statement that detailed her alleged October 2006 encounter with Gore at the Hotel Lucia.
They have the police report. Geezzz -- massage is massage, it is not sex. If he wanted something different, he should have been a little more explicit in his request. I love that she saved the garment with the 'bodily fluid' on it -- a little DNA testing would go a long way to deflate this overblown advocate for failed science... Posted by DaveH at June 24, 2010 11:47 AM