November 27, 2010

Heh...

People in the retail business pass around stories about their more 'interesting' customers. Here is an awesome one from Not Always Right:
Intelligence Doesn�t Grow On Trees
Christmas Tree Lot | Maryland, USA
(A couple is price shopping for their tree.)

Customer: �How do you figure out the price of the tree?�
Me: �We count the needles and divide by a thousand.�

Customer: �Well that makes sense.�
Me: �Yeah, it takes a really long time to do each morning.�

Customer: �You�re BSing me, aren�t you?�
Me: �Yes sir, I am.�
Customer is always right but do not forget that we remember the stories. The names may be changed but the actions (in a small town) are generally identifiable... Posted by DaveH at November 27, 2010 9:38 PM
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