Heh...
People in the retail business pass around stories about their more 'interesting' customers.
Here is an awesome one from
Not Always Right:
Intelligence Doesn�t Grow On Trees
Christmas Tree Lot | Maryland, USA
(A couple is price shopping for their tree.)
Customer: �How do you figure out the price of the tree?�
Me: �We count the needles and divide by a thousand.�
Customer: �Well that makes sense.�
Me: �Yeah, it takes a really long time to do each morning.�
Customer: �You�re BSing me, aren�t you?�
Me: �Yes sir, I am.�
Customer is always right but do not forget that we remember the stories.
The names may be changed but the actions (in a small town) are generally identifiable...
Posted by DaveH at November 27, 2010 9:38 PM