Sometimes, the posts just write themselves
From the Spokane, WA
Spokesman Review
The lead story:
Man shoots self in buttocks after threat
BILLINGS, Mont. � Billings police say a man accused of sticking a pistol in his girlfriend�s mouth accidentally shot himself in the buttocks after he shoved the gun down the back of his pants. Court records allege 27-year-old Johnathan William Hartman and his girlfriend had been arguing Tuesday about a pending prison sentence for Hartman. The woman told authorities that Hartman stuck the gun in her mouth and threatened to kill her before firing a shot next to her ear. Authorities say Hartman apparently placed the pistol into the back of his waistband and the gun discharged into his buttocks while he was driving erratically.
Karma is a bitch. Good that he is going to prison anyway -- hopefully for a long long time. I can just imagine the argument too:
HER: Hell no, I'm not waiting around for five years. I'm finding someone who doesn't stick guns in my mouth. A better man if you will...
Posted by DaveH at December 18, 2010 8:58 PM