Fanny WhackHeh... Posted by DaveH at February 17, 2011 4:29 PM
(A customer walks in. His clothes a bit mismatched and he�s wearing a fanny pack. The eyes are bloodshot and he�s sporting a huge smile on his face. I�m relatively new at this point.)
Me: �Hi sir, welcome to [deli], how can I help you today?�
Customer: �Um, yeah can I get some monkey brains?�
(He�s completely serious if a little under the influence, so I go with it.)
Me: �Sorry sir, we�re fresh out today, truck comes tomorrow.�
Customer: �Dang, how about some mermaid?�
Me: �Mermaid isn�t in season yet sir, but our tuna is pretty good.�
Customer: �Bummer. Well how about your brownies, they got pot in them, right?�
Me: �No sir, we switched bakeries just last week.�
(After ordering about half of our menu and asking if everything that had a green dot next to it [indicating something organic] had pot in it, he pays and eventually leaves. I�m left in tears as I�m laughing so hard. When my manager asks me what�s going on, I explain what happened.)
Manager: �D***! I missed Fanny Pack Guy?!�