I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.Posted by DaveH at May 3, 2011 9:53 AM
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.