May 3, 2011

One wish

From Irons in the Fire:
I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
Posted by DaveH at May 3, 2011 9:53 AM
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