Resting peacefully at room temperature
Got the bastard. Osama Bin Laden is dead and his corpse is in the hands of the United States Military.
Betting there is a run on ham sandwiches from that particular commissary.
Hope the sniper used this product:
Silver Bullet Gun Oil
I cannot cite the source but I remember hearing that there are a number of close relatives living in and friendly to the United States so a positive DNA match will be a snap. If the story is not changed in a few days, we got the moke and not the body doubles.
This is especially savoury in that the other al Qaeda members now know that they are eminently 'touchable' -- something they believed otherwise until a short while ago.
From
ABC News who confirms that a positive DNA match has been done:
Osama bin Laden Killed; ID Confirmed by DNA Testing
Osama bin Laden, hunted as the mastermind behind the worst terrorist attack on U.S. soil, has been killed, President Obama announced tonight.
The president called the killing of bin Laden the "most significant achievement to date" in the effort to defeat al Qaeda.
Bin Laden was located at a compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, which was monitored and when the time was determined to be right, the president said, he authorized a "targeted operation."
"A small team of Americans carried out the operation," Obama said. "After a firefight, they killed Osama bin Laden and took custody of his body."
DNA testing confirmed that it was bin Laden, sources told ABC News.
Sources said the attack was carried out by Joint Special Operations Command forces working with the CIA.
The next two weeks will be interesting to say the least. It is obvious that al Qaeda has resources in the USA -- will they be activated and go out in one last burst to spend the rest of eternity enjoying those 72 white raisins of incredible purity?
Posted by DaveH at May 1, 2011 9:15 PM