Why I voted Democrat
A wonderful list from the
Illinois Review:
Why You Should Vote Democrat
By Ghost of John Brown
Can't take credit - a buddy sent me this.
1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
Twelve items in the list so visit the site for six more excellent reasons to vote (early and often) Democrat.
Posted by DaveH at June 7, 2011 1:26 PM