Our neighbors to the North
From the
Vancouver Sun:
Naked Abbotsford drunks in hot water over car wash spin
Chalk up this cleansing experience - for a trio of young men in Abbotsford - to booze and bubbles.
And perhaps too much TV, a la Jackass, an American reality series that features dangerous, crude and ludicrous stunts and pranks.
After the three intoxicated twenty year olds went to a car wash with a shopping buggy about midnight last night, Abbotsford police posted a tweet warning that pressure washing yourself will not increase "intelligence or sobriety."
The trio had stripped down - loaded themselves into the cart - and selected either "typhoon" or "super typhoon" and tried to wash themselves and the buggy.
The Abbotsford police were alerted when neighbours heard screaming.
"We arrived to find intoxicated men putting their clothes back on, and realizing that the best decisions aren't made while drunk and at a car wash without a car in the middle of the night," observed Abbotsford police Const. Ian MacDonald.
The trio were warned and sent home.
Reminds me of the great quote from
Animal House:
Dean Vernon Wormer: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Posted by DaveH at April 4, 2012 3:45 PM