Curious - Prince Harry
From the
National Enquirer:
PRINCE HARRY SCANDAL ESCALATES � Queen asks: �Who�s YOUR Daddy?�
Here�s the jaw-dropping, naked truth about Royal Family fallout from playboy PRINCE HARRY�s eye-popping nude romp in Vegas: His father, future King of England PRINCE CHARLES, was dumbfounded when Palace officials and his own mother, QUEEN ELIZABETH, demanded that Harry must take a DNA test to finally prove whether he�s truly Charles� son � or, as long rumored, the illegitimate spawn of PRINCESS DIANA�s affair with dashing cavalry officer JAMES HEWITT!
Lashing out in right royal fury, Charles roared: �Harry is my son and I refuse to allow his royal heritage to be put to the test!� Reports My Palace Spy: �Prince Charles was livid when he saw photos of his nude son partying with girls at a Las Vegas hotel � but that�s nothing compared to the anger and hurt he felt when his own mother and her royal advisers coldly demanded that he force Harry to agree to a DNA test that would prove, once and for all, whether Harry truly is his son.
"Harry�s latest escapade has triggered the age-old controversy about his true heritage because The Queen�s been disillusioned and embarrassed over the years by his wild partying and bad judgment calls � like the time he played dress-up in a Nazi officer�s uniform � so these shocking photos of his nude Vegas frolic were the straw that broke the camel�s back.
Now this could be interesting -- Diana's affair was widely chronicled and the timeline is accurate. Charles is a moron.
Posted by DaveH at September 6, 2012 12:33 PM