Kerry addicted to Botox
Has to be real -- I read it on the internet.
From
The Daily Rash:
John Kerry Enters Rehab After White House Stages Botox Intervention
This morning the White House acknowledged that President Obama invited John Kerry to Thanksgiving dinner last week in order to stage an intervention. Earlier in the week Obama met with several members of his administration to discuss Secretary Kerry�s Botox usage. After a lengthy discussion, the decision to stage an intervention was unanimous. Jay Carney credited the vice president for using Thanksgiving dinner as a decoy.
�Vice President Biden said a White House invitation would be the perfect excuse for Secretary Kerry to avoid spending the holiday with members of his wife�s family. Secretary Kerry accepted the invitation enthusiastically, even offering to stay late and help clean up.�
During his 2004 presidential campaign, John Kerry regularly scheduled photo-ops of himself wind sailing the rocky seas or dominating treacherous ski slopes to demonstrate his youthful vigor. As the years passed, collegiate-style hairpieces helped the senator maintain the facade of turning back time, but the inevitable aging process began to betray the youthful bounty of his track-star coif. It was in 2009 that Kerry resorted to using Botox in an effort to forestall the insidious ramifications of aging.
Sources inside Kerry�s inner circle say he was so excited after his first Botox injection that he immediately demanded more. �His instantaneous excitement for Botox was startling,� a former staff member quipped. �He was like Michael Moore discovering head cheese.�
A former housekeeper claims John Kerry began hiding bottles of Botox in the nooks and crannies of his five multimillion-dollar estates.
�Senator John would wander around his houses in the middle of the night injecting Botox into his face. He kept bottles hidden so Senator Lady would not find out. One night he became enraged when he couldn�t remember where he�d hidden his stash. He threw dishes and food against the walls until Mrs. Senator came down and threatened to withhold his weekly allowance.�
Heh...
Posted by DaveH at December 5, 2013 4:36 PM