April 24, 2014

A bit of gun humor

From Western Free Press:
Man with 100,000 rounds of ammo put under psychiatric evaluation
You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered �mentally unstable.�

In Michigan, he�d be called �The last white guy still living in Detroit.�

In Arizona, he�d be called �an avid gun collector.�

In Arkansas, he�d be called �a novice gun collector.�

In Utah, he�d be called �moderately well prepared,� but they�d probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.�

In Kansas, he�d be �A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend.�

In Montana, he�d be called �The neighborhood �Go-To� guy.�

In Idaho, he�d be called �a likely gubernatorial candidate.�

In Georgia, he�d be called �an eligible bachelor.�

In North Carolina, Virginia , Mississippi , Tennessee , Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called �a deer hunting buddy.�

And in Texas he�d just be �Bubba, who�s a little short on ammo.�
Hey -- I resemble that remark! Posted by DaveH at April 24, 2014 1:02 PM
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