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Waiting for some files to upload and found these two gems: From Velociworld:

SHAKEDOWN STREET
My elder daughter was in an horrific accident one year ago this February 13th. I posted pix of the mayhem. Her SUV rolled twicet, yada yada. She would have been killed in a lesser vehicle.

Anyhow, the driver and his passenger wife of the vehicle that hit her were very cool, very sweet. Wanted to know how she was at the accident scene, then they called her and sent her letters, wanted to make sure she was okay. Very upstate.

Now, a year later, he is suing for $110,000. Claims the accident aggravated an injury he sustained in 1984. That's cool. I'm down with milking an insurance company, I guess. And the fact that I'm only insured up to $100k scares me not. $10k exposure? Bring it on.

No, I was merely interested in how my insurance company responded. Their attorney offered them $4 thousand to fuck off and die.

I love my insurance company now. They have balls of steel. We shall play this little play out, but my feeling is my company won't cave. My adjuster called me, and from 500 miles away I could smell the brimstone burning in his loins. He wants these fuckers. Nasty smell, BTW.

We shall see what happens. I'm thinking a whole lot of nothing. Although I did turn my neck severely when I saw my daughter's car upside down, and now I have pains. Perhaps I should be recompensed.

Heh -- "smell the brimstone burning in his loins" Vman has the way with the words... and from Denny at Grouchy Old Cripple comes this entry and a link to the Best Blonde Joke Ever:

Best Blonde Joke Ever
Go here.

Heh. Heh. Heh.

Back to work... Posted by DaveH at January 18, 2006 9:10 PM