October 28, 2010

Shopping for wasp spray

Hair raising story from Not Always Right:
Lt. Ripley Goes Shopping
Customer: �Do you have any wasp spray?�
Me: �I�m sorry, but we�re currently out. Maybe (other store) has it.�

(The customer thanks me and walks away. Thirty minutes later I see him at the checkout with a super-soaker, some lighters and a one liter bottle of lighter fluid. I just stare at him in disbelief.)

Customer: �Wish me luck!�
Hope customer's homeowners was paid up... Posted by DaveH at October 28, 2010 8:47 PM
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