May 20, 2011

Rapture ready

Given the personalities of the people promoting the coming rapture, I do not think that I would like to spend eternity cooped up with them... There have to be a lot of engineers in the other place and if there is any temperature differential at all, someone will get a refrigeration system going (thank you Sadi Carnot!) Read one idea on the web -- if I were in a place like Vegas and had a spare $10K to blow: Purchase a couple hundred blow-up sex dolls and a couple tanks of Helium. Put two and two together and at the suposed time of rapture, release them. The idea of people wandering around and seeing hundreds of pink naked bodies floating gently up to 'Heaven' would be wonderful... Besides, Matthew has a few things to say -- Chapter 24, verses 36:42
36 But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

37 But as the days of Noe [were], so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,

39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

40 Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

41 Two [women shall be] grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.
Like I was going to say, this is all well and good bu(*&IUYGHI*TI76tbI^TiuybI*To87yno*^T76rNO CARRIER Posted by DaveH at May 20, 2011 9:00 PM
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