Heh - Sarcastic Rover
I had posted about the
Sarcastic Rover twitter feed before.
It is still going and still sheer genius - ten more tweets from
SarcasticRover:
Love my software upgrade! If you're a robot, I highly recommend getting SKYNET. It makes you feel… powerful.
It's cool, Obama. I didn't want to talk to you anyway. I had shit to do. Like look at this rock, and that rock… and this pebble… dick.
So beautiful… should have sent… a poet. LOL Kidding! This place is flipping' ugly.
Not to brag or anything, but my mast is over 40 inches long when fully erect, and also, it has an atomic laser on it… ladies.
Have discovered an exact duplicate of myself! But he's got a GOATEE! Probs not a good sign. EVILROVER LOL.
Getting my software updated today! Not exactly sure what "Windows ME" is - but it'll probs kick ass.
Good news: I figured out my purpose in life! Bad news: my purpose is to slowly die in a pit while nerds steal pics off my flickr.
Who's the genius who put the RADIATION DETECTOR on the ATOMIC ROBOT? All it does is BEEP constantly & I can't shut it off!
Just ordered a PIZZA… this oughta be interesting. LOL Avoid the NOID!!
How the hell does MARS have 4 and 1/2 stars on YELP?! IT'S A BARREN LITTER-BOX! Also the website link is out of date. SEO MATTERS! LOL!
Posted by DaveH at August 13, 2012 1:02 PM